Toilet Seats Up!

At work there are two toilet rooms, both unixex, consisting of a toilet and sink. There are about 25 men and women that use the toilets. As a general rule I have been good about putting the seat down after I am done going #1. Today it dawned on me, while using the bathroom upstairs where a sign was posted asking guys to put the seat down, that this policy is a bunch of crap. It takes as much effort for us to put the seat up as it does to women to put the seat down. Besides, I am no more willing to touch a seat that was used by someone before me to smear the toilet seat with a bunch of diarrhea. So, from now on, I am going to follow through on my belief that men and women are created equal and start leaving the seat up.

This rant was brought to you by Title IX.