Once a [cheater] dookie, always a [cheater] dookie

With one week to go before the rematch between UNC and the dookies this Saturday night in the itty-bitty-tiny shed called cameron indoor, I thought it would be a good time to point out this story in the NY Times (an impartial source to the UNC-dook rivalry I may add). I just love it when dookies go [cheat] through life and act like they are just doing it because everyone else is too. As a matter of fact I wouldn't be at all surprised if a dookie-run team starts a cycling team or a team that employs the likes of Barry "Big Head" Bonds and Roger "shot o'roids" Clemens. Let the fireworks begin!

Note: the one dookie that gets a reprieve because I think he is a good guy and I am sure this happened after he drank water from certain well on the Hill is Jay Bilas.